My Restaurant rant of the day.
1. IF you go out to eat and see a sign that says “section reserved for parties of 5 or more” AND you have mastered the ability to count and know you have 5 OR MORE with you….don’t ask “can we sit back there”.
The sign is there for a reason not just decoration….dumb-ass
2. If you walk into a diner or restaurant and see a sign at the entrance which clearly states “Please seat yourself“. Guess what you doooooo? YES you seat yourself.
Don’t stand there like a statue eyeing a server down or waiving someone down just to verify that the sign is correct and you can sit wherever. Again if it wasn’t the case the sign wouldn’t be there would it….dumb-ass! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.