Save the Twinkie…Save your soul!!!!!!

Save the Twinkie!!!!!!!!!

Even in the crazy health conscious world we live, there is that one wonderful irresistible thing that even the best of us have to sneak once in awhile. It is the Twinkie, that yellow cake and creme filled concoction. It is part of American history and I am convinced will exist somewhere long after America and humanity is no longer around since they last forever. We all know that really its unhealthy and I was once informed by a vegetarian friend of mine named daisy that there is a meat aspect to it ( I have no idea If this is true). But who cares it’s a GD Twinkie!!!!!

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On the news today I heard that the Hostess company is filing for bankruptcy protection…..dammit. I have not heard why and what is to blame, but I do wonder if it is those cheaper off brands of the hostess product that are killing Hostess. My generation grew up on Hostess products and we were skinnier then the kids are now (I blame video games and liberals for them being little fat asses). When I was young, parents did not force-feed their kids tasteless treats that are supposedly good for them. Those treats are I’m quite sure going to be deemed bad for them in a few years. WE GOT TWINKIES!!!!!

Who the hell didn’t have a fruit pie in their lunch at some point in their life as a kid in school or a grown up busting their ass at work…cherry, chocolate, apple…..mmmmm. I see far more men eating these then women and I always wondered why, if anyone knows let me know. You go to a gas station and get gas, smokes maybe, something to drink and a Hostess snack….It is the American thing to do!!!!!! or whatever country you live in.

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Where would people be without Twinkies, hoho’s, those yellow cupcake things in the 3 pack that make my friend ken rau drool and all the other wonderful Hostess products.

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What would keep Woody Harrelson’s character “Tallahassee” in the movie Zombieland from blowing his head off? Twinkies!!! That is what people that and the hope of finding them are what kept his ass going. They were his drive for killing zombies…surviving was just secondary and killing was just for fun.

Think about all those wonderful Twinkies recipes there are…where would fairs be without deep-fried twinkes for god sakes!!!!!!

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Jesus H what will my dear old dad, a 60-year-old retired factory worker do without being able to by his bag of Hostess mini Donuts before he goes deer hunting and on Friday nights while he sits and watches shitty television.

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When its late and I’m out late writing and don’t feel like making something to eat when I get home where would I be without my 3 pack of Zingers…the wonderful red ones with coconut sprinkles on it and mystery tasting red (fruit?) coating. They are the shit and I love them!!! If I could have married those as opposed to my ex wife the “ooompa loompa” I would have been far happier…probably still divorced but it would have been easier.

So go buy some Twinkies, HoHo’s, Snowballs, Zingers, fruit pies, Ding Dongs….mmmmm ding dongs something made by Hostess!!!! Save the company and save America and the world!!!!!!! What will “Twinkie” the kid do without a job!!! the last thing we need is more unemployed Americas like him!

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2 thoughts on “Save the Twinkie…Save your soul!!!!!!

  1. Great post. We don’t get Twinkies here in the Republic of Georgia but I know them from movies and by reputation – an American classic. Let’s hope the Hostess company can be saved!

    1. there odd little things these Twinkies they look like nothing but taste pretty good. It is rumored a twinkie will hold its taste and freshness for over a hundred years or longer and not go bad…i have no idea if this is or true or if i would want to try. I am a firm believer that everyone should try Twinkies at least once…perhaps i should send your tall people some maybe they will let you try one….Harley my 4 legged friend occasionally gets part of one but not to often she prefers bones anyway.

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